The plane is a drone and does not have a crew;
Controlling's all done from the ground.
Meals, movies, and music? Mechanically served
Without flight attendants around.

The plane was rolled out and the passengers came,
For this was the wonderful day
Her maiden flight voyage would forever change
Flight habits for work or for play.

As soon as the trav'lers were all in their seats
The engines began their drone song.
The speakers came on and said. "Now just relax
For nothing at all can go wrong…go wrong…go wrong…"